May 2013
182 posts
bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function that’s no bueno
May 21st
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iwishihadafather: white people with dreads white people with dreads white people with dreads WHITE PEOPLE WITH DREADS
May 21st
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I did the Pokemon fusion thing.
bugcthulhu: noxxigirl: I got a couple of cool ones Then I got a not so cool one. You mean the COOLEST one
May 21st
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alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
May 21st
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May 20th
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rabioheab: i can’t believe that randy jackson is the son of samuel l. jackson and michael jackson 
May 20th
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May 20th
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wheelbreaks-thebutterflies: hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.  old sport
May 20th
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best-of-funny: geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger  You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
May 20th
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May 20th
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ghostie00: so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always 
May 19th
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May 19th
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dungeonsanddamsels: this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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zaynmalik-me: can i borrow your african american crayon? 
May 17th
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May 16th
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blatantlyben: breathing is for string players.
May 14th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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dietchola: hi how are ya
May 12th
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fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST
May 12th
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May 12th
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Why the hell does my ceiling fan gather dust even though it’s been on for this whole week?
May 12th
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When you come home from clothes shopping and being the sexiest model by trying on all your new shit. Especially becoming an underwear model
May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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flexed: “why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
May 10th
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1500hp: the aight gatsby
May 10th
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May 10th
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